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RAMEN! Day 1

Posted by darren

RamenboxI love ramen.

Since high school all I can remember eating consistantly in my life is 1) ramen 2) Hot Pockets 3) Chef Boyardi ravioli.

My college friend (and former lax residential adviser) Jeremy introduced me to, a site that is exactly what it sounds. That is, a place to buy boxes and boxes of ramen.

Now I've been never known to run away from sodium-infused "food," so this was music to my ears. A quick trip to RetailMeNot to make sure I was getting the cheapest food known to mankind as cheaply as possible, and I went ahead and purchased their pre-chosen variety box.


Novocaine: the next anti-energy drink

Posted by darren

Malava NovocaineGod I've been in a writing funk lately. Long days at work followed by short days at work, followed by not working at all, and then finishing off with 12 hours straight. That's why when I need to relax, I reach for Novocaine!

At least that's what Malava wants me to do. They're a company marketing another one of these infamous anti-energy drinks that everyone is talking about. And by everyone, I mean nobody. So I'm going to do it and you can hate me later.

Karnivool: Set Fire to the Hive

Posted by darren

I haven't put up any music in a while, and I thought it was well time we rocked out. Here's Karnivool, a prog-rock band out of Australia. Also, the lead singer looks like Shaggy off Scooby-Doo. Little known fact #265: Australia has some awesome rock bands.

The War on "Global Warming"

Posted by darren

Let's just get this started right off the bat. When it comes to global warming, Al Gore is a liar and anyone who agrees with him is also a liar or highly misinformed (or dare I say it, uninformed).

Yes, they're all liars and here's the top 5 reasons why you shouldn't believe anything they say.


Where I live, home of... lots of Starbucks

Posted by darren

For all those people that want to get to know the "real" Darren, that guy who does the stupid posts whining about travel or the last energy drink he consumed, well here's a glimpse.

These guys, I don't know them, made an uber-gangstah rap about Arlington, Virginia, the place I currently call home. Keep in mind, I'm totally more hardcore than this, I've got bullet holes in my 4Runner. Granted they're stickers, but don't judge me.

Man in the Box, a cubicle adventure

Posted by darren

Sometimes Stumbleupon only randomly shows me porn, which can be unsettling when I'm NOT WANTING TO SURF FOR PORN. Othertimes, it sends me to comedic gold. This is one of those times.

Man in the Box is a series of short stories about a man, Greg Bizjack, as he suffers through office chatter, romance, newsletters, and resume information. Watching this gives me flashbacks to my own life, surrounded by printers, and copiers, and a fax machine that barely works and I can't figure out if I have to dial nine to get out or if it just knows that already.

Aaaaand I've said too much. Here you go.

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