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The Bacon Made Me Do It

Posted by darren

I should be working. Should be.

Every once in a while the Internet throws me a curve ball that completely derails my ability to concentrate. Today was no exception.


What emotions result from even reading the word? For me, bacon is something truly epic. It's like if Lethal Weapon replaced plot with huge explosions for five hours straight.

Flying for Dummies: Part III

Posted by darren

To say I have bad luck when it comes to traveling would be an understatement.

More accurately, when I step onto an airplane, the moons align in some sort of event horizon for which I receive the blunt of some mystical, evil aggression. I would roughly compare my experiences to Rosie O'Donnell sitting on Verne Troyer's face.

That is, to say, somewhat uncomfortable. Scratch that, very uncomfortable.

New Year's Revolutions

Posted by morgan

Unlike Darren, I'm a New Year's resolution pessimist. I think creating a list of things I could improve is setting myself up for failure. But I've been coerced into improving myself by forces outside my control.

For example, I was supposed to finish this column before New Year's (2005, not 2009). Nu uh, not happening. Call it the ultimate experiment in procrastination.

2009: A Resolution Worth Forgetting

Posted by darren

Back when Imbalanced had 5+ writers contributing content on a fairly consistent basis, we held a tradition of writing our Christmas lists and New Years Resolutions for the world to see and ridicule.

Morgan solidly ruined that ritual by leaving up his Christmas list for four years in a row, never writing another column again. As far as slacking goes, that's dedication.

With that in mind, it's time to bring back the ritual from the archives. New Years is right around the corner, and I feel like at this point in my life I need to better myself in goal setting anyway. Without further adieu, here's my New Years Resolutions for 2009.

A Star Wars Christmas Special!

Posted by darren

Oh man, they just don't make Christmas specials like they used to. This one, it's so bad I was crying. Some people will remember this when it aired, I certainly don't. I'm sorry I missed it. Sit back and relax as the original cast of Star Wars takes you on a space Christmas adventure!

(Warning: This video is two hours long, put it in full screen and enjoy!)

The Frustrations

Posted by darren

My friend Kristen is in a punk rock band called The Frustrations, and they just released their first music video. Because I love those guys, I thought I'd share the video here. If you like what you see, don't hesitate to send them some love to or visit their Myspace page at Glamour Dog approves!